Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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