It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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