There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"it" just moved
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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