I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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