if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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