She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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