i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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