Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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