If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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