Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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