operation harelip BJ is a go
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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