margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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