Duck Duck Cougar?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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