just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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