and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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