So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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