Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Couch. On fire.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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