I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
youre lurking in front of me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
