normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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