Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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