Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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