She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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