3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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