3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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