I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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