Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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