In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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