I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
