Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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