But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to have your abortion
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He passed out mid-signature
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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