we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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