I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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