You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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