come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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