Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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