I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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