She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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