come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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