New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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