I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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