Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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