Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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