Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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