no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
worst night to have a conscience
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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