Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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