please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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