I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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