Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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