I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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