i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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