god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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