Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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