I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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